NoService AI
Off-grid · SMS & satellite

Answers where there's no internet.

Text a question from any phone or satellite messenger. Get one short, useful answer back. No app. No data. No signal required.

Text +1 (209) 379-8911
First 10 questions free.
Get credits →

WORKS WITH SMS · IPHONE · ZOLEO · SPOT · IRIDIUM

Mountain ridge at dusk
SAT LINK · 0 BARS
Stream water — how do I make it safe to drink?
Boil 1 min (3 min above 2,000m). No pot? Let it settle, pour off the clear water, and add purification tablets if you've got them.
130 / 160 CHARS · FITS ONE SATELLITE TEXT
Type a message…
One number · every network

If it can text, it works.

Cell, Wi-Fi, or satellite — no app needed on either end. Save the number, send a text.

0 BARS · ANSWERED SAT
Starlink Direct to Cell T-Mobile Satellite iPhone via satellite ZOLEO Iridium Globalstar SPOT Any SMS phone Starlink Direct to Cell T-Mobile Satellite iPhone via satellite ZOLEO Iridium Globalstar SPOT Any SMS phone
How it works

Three steps. No setup.

1

Text your question

Any phone, any satellite messenger. Plain SMS to our number.

2

We think for you

Claude reasons through it and writes a tight, field-ready answer.

3

Get one short reply

One message back. Built to fit a satellite character limit.

Real questions, answered in one text — no signal needed.

Vehicle · no signal
Truck won't start, just clicks when I turn the key. 30 mi from pavement.
Clicking = usually a weak battery or loose terminal. Tighten both battery clamps and retry. Still clicking? Tap the starter with a wrench while a buddy cranks — a stuck starter often frees right up.
Travel · translate
How do I tell a pharmacy in Mexico my friend is allergic to penicillin?
Say: 'Mi amigo es alérgico a la penicilina, ¿tiene algo diferente?' (My friend is allergic to penicillin — do you have something else?)
Trail · everyday fix
Tick's dug into my leg. How do I pull it without leaving the head?
Fine tweezers right at the skin, pull straight up slow — no twisting. Wash with soap. Bag the tick; watch for a bullseye rash or fever for 2 weeks.
Quick start

How to use it

  1. 1
    Save the number
    Add +1 (209) 379-8911 to your contacts before you head out.
  2. 2
    Text a question
    Ask anything, in plain words. Your first 10 are free.
  3. 3
    Top up anytime
    Text BUY to add credits — even from a satellite device.
Text commands
HELPList every command
BALANCEQuestions remaining
BUY / BUY 250Add credits (pick a pack)
SUBStart the monthly plan
REDEEM <code>Apply a gift / promo code
RESETClear the conversation
STOPUnsubscribe from everything
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Use cases

Built for the backcountry.

Lone hiker on an alpine trail at golden hour

Hikers

Water safety, trail calls, blister & tick fixes, "what's this plant?"

4x4 on a remote dirt track

Roadtrippers

Won't-start diagnostics, tire & recovery tricks, fuel-range math.

Small sailboat offshore on open water

Sailors

Tides, knots, engine trouble, rules-of-the-road at 2am.

Warm European cityscape at golden hour

Travelers

Translate anything, local customs, "is this safe to eat/drink?"

Remote field camp in the wilderness

Hunters & crews

Field-dressing game, gear repairs, procedures on a dark site.

Rider carving a snowmobile across an alpine ridge

Skiers & sledders

Avalanche sense, layering calls, sled fixes, cold-injury first aid.

Rancher on horseback driving a herd at dusk

Ranchers & rural

Livestock & vet basics, fence and pump repairs, weather calls off-grid.

Offshore oil platform silhouetted against a sunset

And more

Offshore oil & gas crews, remote job & construction sites, research stations, disaster zones — anywhere people work past the last cell tower.

Translates 50+ languages
Ask in yours, or get a phrase in the local tongue.
¿Puedo beber esta agua? Boil it first — cattle graze upstream.
Why NoService AI

Works with your iPhone, ZOLEO, SPOT & Iridium.

No new hardware. Your device already sends SMS — we just answer it.

$7.99/mo — about the price of a basic satellite plan.
But that's 150 answers, not per-message fees.
Pricing

Pay as you go, or stay ready.

Pay-as-you-go
$1515¢ / QUESTION
100 questions
  • Great for a single trip
  • Credits valid 12 months
  • No subscription needed
Buy 100
Pay-as-you-go ◆ Best value
$2912¢ / QUESTION
250 questions
  • Lowest cost per answer
  • Credits valid 12 months
  • Season-long buffer for crews
Buy 250
MOST POPULAR
Always Ready
$7.99/mo~5¢ / QUESTION
150 questions / month
  • Unused questions roll over
  • Always topped up before a trip
  • Cancel anytime by text
Subscribe

No data sold · Cancel anytime · SMS isn't end-to-end encrypted.

Before you head out

Going off-grid?

Save a card or stock up before you lose signal — then just text BUY to top up anywhere.

01 Save the number 02 Save a card 03 Text BUY anywhere
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Why we built this

Knowledge shouldn't need a signal.

It started on a dead-signal ridge, three days from the trailhead, with a question that couldn't wait. We had the best reasoning engine ever built sitting in our pockets — and no way to reach it. So we wired it to the one channel that still works out there: a text message. No app to install at the trailhead. No plan to burn through. Just an answer, when it matters most.

— The NoService AI team
Works on iPhone / ZOLEO / SPOT
Messages auto-delete · No data sold
For teams & field ops

Pooled credits for your whole crew.

One account, many devices — for expeditions, research stations, and remote work sites.

SHARED BALANCE ADMIN CONTROLS ONE INVOICE
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FAQ

Answers before the answers.

How do credits work?+

One credit = one question and its answer. Your first 10 are free. Buy a pack or subscribe to keep going — text BALANCE anytime to check what's left.

Do credits expire?+

Pay-as-you-go credits are valid for 12 months. On the Always Ready plan, unused monthly questions roll over while your subscription is active.

Which satellite networks work?+

Any phone that sends SMS, plus satellite messaging via Apple Messages via satellite (iPhone 14 and newer), Starlink Direct to Cell, T-Mobile satellite, ZOLEO, Iridium, Globalstar, and SPOT. If it can text our number, it works.

What about privacy?+

We never sell your data, and old conversations auto-delete. We keep only what's needed to run your account. Note that SMS and satellite messaging are not end-to-end encrypted — don't send anything you'd consider sensitive.

How does billing & cancellation work?+

Buy packs one-off, or subscribe monthly and cancel anytime — text STOP to end everything. No lock-in, no cancellation fees.